When asked about summer plans
- People: oh I'm going on vacation! Everywhere!
- People: I'm like, going to party and like go out all the time like unff omg, get drunkkk
- People: I have a work study program to further my flawless acedemic record
- People: I'm going to save the world, relieve world poverty, and find a cure for evey disease ever.
- Me: tumblr
Every single year
- Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
- *person walks in*
- Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
- middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
- stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
The Filipino Olympic team didn’t come out in snapbacks and Obey t-shirts
- plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.