dreams-come-true-believe: goo goo dolls- iris
Perspective: When people are in relationships,... →
kennysterrrgeee: When people are in relationships, don’t forget who your best friends are. Just because you are in a relationship doesn’t mean you can just ditch someone that has been by your side longer than that significant other of yours. Sure, we will understand that you need your time with your lover, but…
cheshiresfayt: Deep Blue Something - Breakfast...
toothteeth: nigga u gon die today HAHAHAHAHAHA makes me laugh every time
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore