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June 2011

i wish...

that i was a dog, so I wouldn’t have to do the amount of homework I have for tonight.

If I was a dog, all I would need to worry about is what time is dinner and what time the mailman comes so I can bark at him.

If I was a dog, I wouldn’t need to take showers all the time. 

I could be smelly and disgusting, but I wouldn’t care less, because screw smelling nice, I’m an animal.

I wish I was a dog.

Jun 1, 20111 note
#personal rant
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May 31, 20112,188 notes
When teachers assign huge projects even though there's like 9 days of school left...

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I CAN NOT WAIT TILL SCHOOL’S OVER. I HATE SCHOOL. I HATE PROJECTS. I HATE TESTS. I HATE TEACHERS THAT SAY “WE’RE DOING NOTHING AFTER AP TESTS.” AND THEN BAM! 100 POINT PROJECT.

May 31, 201115 notes
#rant #hate school #projects that are useless and that will never help you in the future

May 2011

May 30, 20111,171 notes
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May 30, 20119,322 notes
lame pickup line

Do you have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.

May 30, 20112 notes
#lame #pickup line
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
  • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.
May 30, 2011128,128 notes
20, 27, 32

hello there, anon. i love how you picked the most personal questions(sarcasm).


20. last kiss? HAHAHAHA i haven’t even got my first kiss.

27. last breakup? Well, I’ve never been in a relationship, so I guess never.

32. I remember this guy once told me: “Jessica, I don’t understand how you can not have a boyfriend. I mean, you’re smart, pretty, confident, and funny. You know what? I know why you don’t have a boyfriend, you’re too good for them, so guys are scared to even approach you.”

After he told me this, I almost fainted<3 that was probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me:D.

thanks anon for reminding me that I’m still single&haven’t got my first kiss(sarcasm again.) 

May 30, 20111 note
May 29, 2011
May 29, 20114,581 notes
18 & 28 :)

18. my greatest achievements are:

-dancing since I was 3.

-passing my driver’s test.

-having a consistent gpa.

-making my parents happy when I told them I rejected this guy who asked me out. my parents have never been more proud of me(:

28.

songs:

Put Your Records On-Corrine Bailey Rae

Americano-10cm

Only Hope-Mandy Moore

Peaches-New Heights

May 26, 2011
1, 4, 6, 13, 23 I picked these randomly. <3

1. To me, best friends are the people that I feel most comfortable with.  They have seen my best and worst times, and even though we might drift apart, we manage to always talk things through 

So: rebekah&you.

4. Look at my other post.

6. This i sort of weird, but veins on a guy’s arm is probably the biggest turn on for me. When I start to like a guy, their veins are the first thing that I look at.

13. This boy that lacks everything that I want in my ideal guy.

23. Words/Phrases that upset me:

-“you won’t be able to succeed in life with that accent.”

-stating that you don’t like a person because of their race,appearance,ethnicity.

-“you didn’t try enough.”

-“it’s all your fault.”

May 26, 2011
4, 21 :)

4. Listening to people’s problems and giving advice. And apparently driving, my examiner was extremely pleased with my ninja driving skills.

21. Wore white shorts to school one day, and this stupid guy splashed red paint all over my body. It looked like my period exploded all over my body, ew.

May 26, 20112 notes
Put a number(s) in my ask box.  → windowsdown.tumblr.com

alveus:

1-my best friends are.
2- What I hate most about myself.
3- What I love most about myself.
4- What I’m really good at.
5- What I’m really bad at.
6- Biggest turn ons.
7- Biggest turn offs.
8- What I want to be when I get older.
9- My relationship with my sibling(s).
10- My relationship with my parents.
11- My idea of a perfect date.
12- My biggest pet peeves.
13- A description of the boy I like.
14- A description of the person I dislike the most.
15- A reason I’ve lied to a friend.
16- Where I have lived before.
17- A description of the family I want to have when I’m older.
18- What my greatest achievements are.
19- What I hate the most about school.
20- How my last kiss when down.
21- Most embarrassing moment.
22- What my last text message says.
23- What words upset me the most.
24- What words make me the best about myself.
25- A description of my self-esteem.
26- A description of my best friend.
27- The reason behind my last break up.
28- My favourite songs right now.
29- A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11.
30- An internal conflict I have with myself.
31- The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
32- The sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Please.

ehh why not. Go ask.

May 26, 201178,537 notes
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