that i was a dog, so I wouldn’t have to do the amount of homework I have for tonight.
If I was a dog, all I would need to worry about is what time is dinner and what time the mailman comes so I can bark at him.
If I was a dog, I wouldn’t need to take showers all the time.
I could be smelly and disgusting, but I wouldn’t care less, because screw smelling nice, I’m an animal.
I wish I was a dog.