The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.– Michael Althsuler (via lyndsaypark)
Endless laughs with your best friend.
ms-faggot: Don’t you just love those? Where you’re sitting with your best friend and then one comment can lead to the both of you laughing hysterically. Regardless of how stupid the joke or statement was. You guys try to stop, but that just leads you guys to laugh even more. Then when you guys finally get over it and calm down, you guys look at each other and just start laughing all over again.
Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...– Ally McBeal (via julie911)
i hate it
when I find bruises in the most awkward places.
serendipityd00dah asked: Hey jessica, your parents must be drug dealers, because youre dope
serendipityd00dah asked: Because of you i just HAD TO follow that pickup lines tumblr. thank you jessica for opening my eyes to a world of such cheesiness glory.
christmas was fun. my cousins from texas came and we hung out with them mostly. super funny people. going to six flags with them today. crapcrap. im scared.
played tetrisbattle for 3 hours. took breaks only to pee. i need to stop my addiction. goodnight<3
me: mum, i'm so in love with my boyfriend
mum: really? i can't wait to meet him
me: me too